Lemon Bay Evening

Lemon Bay Evening
Sunset

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Laughter is the Best Medicine!

The following video was submitted as a promotional competition project by the New Smyrna Beach, FL employees of the Bert Fish Medical Center. What a great idea and way to promote healing.... laughter and joy!   Such energy would make a patients' stay memorable and short, no doubt!
Kudos to all the staff! and to the professional production and those who are mentioned in the You tube commentary!


SPECIAL THANKS TO: JOE SMITH from surfrightmedia.com who really went out of his way to give us special attention and called in alot of favors for us. We are truly in debt to you for your teams professionalism and service! 
http://www.youtube.com/user/srmco?feature=results_main


SPECIAL THANKS TO: STU and his lighting crew who made sure we had all the right shots with PERFECT LIGHTING! You guys did great and were so fun thanks for all your insight.

And a FINAL SPECIAL THANKS TO: BILLY CHAPIN president and owner of CHAPIN music group. He did all our mixing and special effects with the song. The man is a MASTER at what he does! THANK AGAIN BILLY you are what kicked this project off!





Sunday, August 12, 2012

CONTRIBUTORS CORNER


A Tale of Two Shoppers 
by Pissed Off Polly



My friend Rena razzes me relentlessly about my usually positive outlook on things, and life in general, and so she has nicknamed me ....PollyAnna.........Well, Polly went shopping today and upon returning home decided she must put pen to paper (in this case, fingers to keyboard and capture her experience in writing)...   
 



Picture it....Salem, in the big box world of Walmart....August 2012.........Polly was considerately parked in the feminine needs aisle when lo' and behold, she heard a most irritating voice chanting that there were "other shoppers in this aisle that needed to get by".....Feeling the need to turn and see if someone was addressing her, Polly saw that indeed, she was the target of that remark. Polly, being Polly, immediately apologized and loudly proclaimed that she was terribly sorry for the inconvenience but that she had gotten totally engrossed in reading the label on the bottle of Vagisil for a feminine itch problem she was having; and promptly moved her shopping cart over all of the entire 2 inches that she had available to her. All while looking said irritating voice directly in her skinny bitch face. She couldn't help but notice the bright pink cheeks of said skinny bitches' husband whose 6' frame began to magically diminish a couple of inches as he pushed the cart past Polly. Our Polly looked up to find another shopper grinning from ear to ear and as she passed by Polly (with no problem), she told Polly that indeed some people would find in time that ' what goes around; comes around' and wished Polly a most pleasant of afternoons. Feeling particularly chipper at that point, our gal Polly continued with her shopping. When what do her wondering eyes behold as she was exiting an aisle (after getting the cutest hummingbird feeder for her sister Pat's birthday!)....you betcha'.....afformentioned skinny bitch taking up the whole aisle as her pussy whipped husband looked up and saw Polly standing there! Well.....Polly being Polly, burst into a most delicious, sparkling smile and promptly and impulsively uttered....."well, ya just never know when some things are going to come back and bitecha' in the ass......."  Said husband laughed out loud, (and she was quite sure stood a little taller) and as Polly strolled away pushing her cart, she thought she heard the skinny bitch growling.    The End

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Awesome Stars of the Wild

This is a fun video clip of family pics and friends of the Animal Kingdom too.
"Stars" poem written and read by MJ Jordan with Apple loops playing through the reading.




Friday, January 13, 2012

Home Improvement Project


Remodel, anyone? While spending a weekend at a friend's river front cottage, http://mountoliveoutdoors.com/RubysLandingCabin.html , we determined we had the attic to create living space, much like the 2nd floor of the cottage. Not expanding the existing footprint of our home was a cost saver, and we are the quintessential "do-it-yourselfers'.
Beginning in October of 2010, we took the first baby steps of the project. By the first of January, you could say we were up to our proverbial a#!es...er..uh...elbows ... in it!
My husband works at the local Hardware store in town, http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/Miller.G.H.And.Sons.870-368-4361, and thus, our materials have all been purchased locally, supporting the hometown economy, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgs3tqIEwAU&noredirect=1
The digital evidence of this adventure will provide insight, humor and understanding to you, the readers.
As you view this today, in the new 2012 year, we are approximately 70% done with the overall project... which includes changes in the original first floor (hence some pics of the living room) as well.
I recall stating in the beginning that it mattered not to me if the whole thing took two years to complete... I believe it will not take that full two years....(or at least I hope not...)
The video in the following post is easy to view... just click and we hope you enjoy.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Ozark Holiday Greetings

The Ozark Sillies Wishing You All, that 2012 is The most joy filled, prosperous and healthy New Year of Our Lives!

Mary Dottie

Bo Larry

Bervis and Opal got it right!

*T’was the eve b’for Christmas in Ozark hill country

When Bervis came out with the box not so empty.

Opal was grinnin’ she knew it was time

To burn the debt history, in her hand, the boxed wine.

*The night was upon them, the neighborhood still

Bervis opened his moonshine and gulped a big swill.

The good and the bad, the ugly there too

had all been recorded, and now become due.

*The decade was over, the new in their sights

No obnoxious phone calls disturbing their nights.

The thoughts were all kept in their hillbilly heads,

of the children, the grandkids, and crowded bunkbeds.

*The only thing left now, the home that they live in

The furniture, groceries, and clothes they been given.

But this mattered not, on this evenin so cold

When Bervis and Opal declared themselves bold.

*They fear not collectors, old age or poverty

Or the junkyard which soon would surround their small property.

The two are together, no matter the weight

Of the financial future, or lack of, (their state.)

*You can’t take from nothing, that which aint there

And they grinned as their history rose in the night air.

*Bervis and Opal know the secret of life

This tired hillbilly and his darling sweet wife.

If yer breathin God’s air, and see the sunrise

There’s a good chance in heaven, you’ll meet with the wise.

*So don’t let this news they say of recession

Throw dark clouds across this here Christmas lesson.

If a babe in a manger can grow to be King

His great Father’s Love gives you near the same thing.

*A mansion or shanty, dirt streets or of gold

When you git to heaven, the young and the old

Will be there to greet you, like Opal and Bervis

And shout Hallelujiah!, in that heavenly service!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Ozark Bail Out = Burn Baby Burn !!

The night critters singing their high pitched songs, made the air tingle with energy. The autumn chill made the fire a hot attraction! It was their anniversary of nothing, and they planned to celebrate accordingly.

Pulling a plastic Adirondack chair closer to the warmth, Opal sipped her wine and grinned. “This is perfect,” she stated as if someone asked her opinion.

Bervis poked and prodded the fire pile to make room for more wood. The fuel was old newspapers, junk mail, bill collector’s threats in unopened envelopes, and the fallen branches of last winter’s ice storm collected in the yard for just such a night as this. The sparks rose high on the heat of the compiled elements, drawing oo-oo-oo-s and a-a-a-h-s from Opal like the fireworks displays on the 4th of July draws from the crowd.

This Ozark hills October night had been long awaited. Opal and Bervis had suffered through the summer months of heat and a declining economy, like many across the country, but refused to fall victim to the grief others expressed. Like those who think, “well I still have them checks, so I figgered I still have money in the bank!” , Bervis and Opal decided to burn those bills, in effigy, so they would owe them no more.

Call it hillbilly ignorance, stupidity, naivety, or hilarity, Opal and Bervis found great pleasure in burning their way to what they perceived as financial liberty and freedom.

Toasting the night away with cheap boxed wine, pretzels and occasional sighs of relief, Opal wondered why the country was out “occupying Wall Street”, when the answer was so simple. Bankers got the Bail Out; Opal and Bervis got the Burn Out!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Josh Walks !!!

Like watching his first steps all over again! This is a very exciting moment for me. Josh has determination to be fully recovered and he shows it to all those involved in his physical therapy and healing. Seeing the xrays last Thursday, revealed the damage, repair, and healing process of his body. WOW !!!  the body is amazing in ways we never understand when we take it for granted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr4OJDfj7Uw

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Pledging Allegiance...a child shall lead them...


Outside the front door to the store today a group of ragamuffin kids were running all around....suddenly they stopped and in a little group and in unison they placed hand over heart and Pledged to the flag that hangs outside our door.
I wept.

wb

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Josh

Saturday night, July 16th.About 11:30 pm, the phone rings. I am at Moffit Cancer center in Tampa with Amanda.She is in the “conditioning” process, for her stem cell transplant. Her mother, Laurie stayed these past two nights, and now I will be here until Monday night when Laurie comes back. The plan is for me to come back again on Wednesday, the day they give Amanda her stem cells back… Day 0. But the phone call changes this plan.

Amanda hangs up and says, “You have to call Jeannette. Josh was in an accident and has a serious head injury.” From the chair I am sleeping in, I try to wrap my mind around what Amanda has just said. I feel the blood in my body turn cold. My heart beats, but I can’t really feel it. I begin to take deep breaths. I say to Amanda, “ I need a minute to get up. I can’t move yet. I need to breathe.”

I slowly get up and move toward the locker where my purse holds my cell phone. “I..I don’t know where I put my phones… oh here they are.”

‘It’s that job! That f#%^*ing job!” I really don’t know what that meant… I didn’t know yet, what kind of accident, or ANYthing. That was some sort of defensive attack on whatever it was that hurt my child.

Minutes later, Jeannette’s mother, Nancy answers the house phone. “Nancy, this is Mary.”

“I don’t know anything.” Were her first words.

“Was he at work? Was he working?”

“Well, he told us he was working, but he wasn’t.” She sounded disgusted.

“What is Jeannette’s, cell number? Where is she?”

“Suzy is picking her up and taking her to the hospital”, then Nancy gives me the number.

“Okay, thanks. Bye.”

Jeannette answers quickly, and tells me they are almost to the hospital. “He was on a motorcycle, and laid it over and a car ran over him. They are Life Flighting him to the hospital right now.” She sounded angry.

I was going to vomit. My mind started to see the image of the accident, and my heart screamed, “NO!”

Telling her to call me no matter what the time, as soon as they tell her ANYthing, I hang up with Jeannette to start the calling to Bo and my other sons. Numb is a very odd feeling.

Amanda looks at me with those beautiful big eyes of wonderment and innocence, and states with confidence, “He’s going to be fine. He is okay.”

I respond, “You have a direct line to God. I have seen His work in you. I need you to ask Him to make Josh okay.” She begins to pray, and cry. I dial the phone to Bo, begin to tell him what I know, the Nurse, Richelle, comes in and hooks Amanda up to her Chemo.

ICU

July 21st

My nephew, Dan, has provided the way for me to go to see Josh. Along with Dan, and my oldest son, Jimi, I leave Ft Myers RSW at 7 pm. and arrive Charlotte, NC approx 9 pm. A late departure for Pittsburgh now, our 11:30pm arrival is actually a 12:30 am arrival. Jeannette, Halley and a sound asleep in the front seat Justice, AKA Buddy, pick us up and we go back to the house. An early morning visit to the hospital on Thursday will give me some answers the distance did not provide. Talking in the kitchen until 3 am settles nerves, and allows for some venting, laughing, and determination to get Josh on his feet again.

July 22nd early morning…

ICU waiting room. The faces tell the stories, minus the details. Each one is there for a traumatic reason. An emergency brought them together. No one else’s situation is more tragic than their own. Waiting while Jeannette and Halley go in to see Josh first, gives me time to try to prepare my reaction to what I am about to see in Josh’s face, and body. Jimi, Dan, and I are silent and in our own thoughts. I gaze around the room in mindless thoughts. Pillows, blankets, books, half empty water bottles, a box of baked goods, half empty, a phone on the desk ringing, a woman grabs it, and nods over her shoulder to a waiting man, and they go through the door where someone on the other side of it buzzes them through. This morning’s coffee has me edgy, and wide-eyed. My conversation with God is pleading, grateful, and apologetic. Is this the same thing He hears from everyone in here?

He is sleeping… or sedated enough to seem to be sleeping. The breathing tube holds his mouth in the open position, and his lips are dry. The head stabilizing brace, at first frightens me, but I soon realize it keeps Josh from injuring himself more. The small scrape on the center of his forehead right at his hairline is scabbed, and has an ointment glistening from it. No swelling in his handsome face, and no bruising either. “God, You held his head in Your hands as his body met the pavement, then encircled him with Your arms as the vehicle drove over him. You are merciful. Thank You.” This was a silent dialogue that would continue for me for days to come. I heard His comfort in a way which is difficult to describe or explain. The scraped and swollen right leg and foot were uncovered, and drove home the extent of God’s mercy, on the rest of Josh’s body.